That thing I Briefly mentioned...

 A touching tail about Timmy The testament travelling terrier, a down on his luck celebrity canine who changes the lives of vapid New York Hipsters in this love hate love letter to My People. It's probably my favorite kid so far.

A sthuuuper secret society of high class Homosexuals start fightin' dirty in this kinda true adventure romp through gay history. Surprisingly clean for the number of dick jokes. Lookin' at you, Netflix.

My first book, right under the wire at eighteen. I don't know what it says, but it speaks for itself. and younger me must've thought it pretty snotty to publish it in large print.